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Joke of the Day

"How do the Chinese come up with names for their kids? They throw a tin can down the stairs."

"What should you buy if your hair falls out ? A good vacuum cleaner !"

"We are all Asian We are all older than we were yesterday."

"Hitler Maybe Hitler was just a fitness trainer and he was helping all the Jews burn a few calories"

"What's the difference between jam and jelly? You can't jelly your cock into a girls mouth"

"If you accidentally use Pam cooking spray instead of Off... It still works, because the mosquitoes just slide off your legs."

"Whats the most common day to get sick on? Achoosday"

"I let a blind man borrow some money the other day He said he'll pay me back the next time he saw me"

"Isaac Newton's theory. Isaac Newton was outside trying to explains the forces of the world and then it hit him."

"The recommended age to have a Ouija Board is 8+ years old. So, you need to be 21 years old to drink alcohol and 8 to summon the devil."