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Joke of the Day
"What if... ...the U.S. government builds a wall to keep the Americans in?"
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"This is blatant click bait... come on, turn this purple, I know you want to..."
"If a gang attacks U say you're on their side & U brought them ""gang supplies"". They'll let you go to the car to get the supplies. Drive away"
"What do nine out of ten people enjoy? A gangbang."
"What's the biggest lie of the election? Voting machines aren't hackable."
"HER: this isn't working out ME: is it because I'm too literal? HER: I just don't want to see you any more ME: ok *gently closes her eyes*"
"Me - I'm not in the mood to work today My bank account - you better GET in the mood"
"Alpha male An alpha male walks into a pharmacy and asks for Beta blockers."
"How many redditors does it take to answer an /r/AskScience question? [removed]"
"What is a shoe made out of a Banana called? a slipper! I've been telling this corny ass joke around campus and everyone seems to like it haha."