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Joke of the Day

"Drive-thru worker just recoiled in horror when I rolled down my window & she got walloped by a bucket of moist farts."

"I got dumped by the personal trainer I was dating. When I asked why, she said we just weren't working out."

"Why didn't the monk's clothes fit properly? Because he was cohabiting."

"I wonder if people in China call their crappy plates their ""America collection."""

"Someone called my shirt gay today... True. It just came out of the closet today."

"Give a man a plane ticket and he'll fly for a day. Push a man out of a plane and he'll fly for the rest of his life."

"How many eggs does a Frenchman need? One, because that's an Oeuf."

"What's the best thing about fucking a pregnant woman? Getting a blowjob at the same time."

"When I think about you, I touch myself..... ......I rub my temples because you give me a goddamn headache..."