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"I was gonna wear my camouflage pants this morning... But I couldn't find them"
"Forget Beniffer & Brangelina! The new power couple in Hollywood is Peeta & Katniss from The Hunger Games! Or Peeniss for short."
"What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom? A pickpocket snatches watches... Courtesy of the late Redd Foxx."
"I told my girlfriend that she drew her eyebrows too high. She seemed surprised."
"3 : Daddy, can we watch Frozen? Me : Sorry, darling. We can't watch Frozen in the summer because all the characters will melt."
"What's the difference between an Irish funeral and an Irish wedding? One less drunk..."
"[picking out a washing machine] how many watermelons can this hold? ""uhh I dunno, 11?"" only 11? *keeps walking to next one* how many waterme"
"Why are test tube manufacturers always single? People just seem to find them vial!"
"What's the difference between frustration and satisfaction? What *the* fuck! and What *a* fuck!"