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"What's the difference between a cactus and a BMW? I've never stuffed a BMW up my rectum."
"Politicians and diapers have one thing in common. They should both be changed regularly, and for the same reason."
"What did Obama say to Trump at the White House? Change"
"Another yo momma joke Yo momma so fat she emits more gravity waves than colliding black holes"
"When Donald Trump talks about wanting to help 'the little guy' -- -- he means he needs a prescription for viagra."
"Why did the chicken cross the road? It was in a race with the egg, but I'm not sure who came first."
"Did you hear that Tom Brady is running for president? His platform is lowering inflation."
"Your love is like Vicodin. You take away my pain but make me sick to stomach afterwards and you're also white."
"How do you know a Brigham Young student's been mowing the lawn? The welcome mat is destroyed."