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Joke of the Day

"Give a man a plane ticket and he'll fly for a day. Push a man out of a plane and he'll fly for the rest of his life."

"Did you hear about the tennis star who hit his wife? Apparently it was a backhand."

"Why was the mathematician detained at the airport? Because he planned to blow up a plane."

"Reddit, I need your darkest Christmas jokes to put in my Christmas cards!"

"What happened to the ghost who went to a party? He had a wail of a time."

"Q: Where do you find 60 million french jokes? A: In France."

"So rude of Ashton Kutcher to file divorce papers right before Demi Moore's 150th birthday."

"Why did Trump have to legally change his first name to Donad? Because Hillary took the L."

"Nothing interesting has happened today. I haven't been robbed at knifepoint. I haven't been sold into sexual slavery. I'll keep you updated."

"A One Liner Tried to catch some fog yesterday.....but I mist."