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Joke of the Day

"I got dumped by the personal trainer I was dating. When I asked why, she said we just weren't working out."

"*dog runs for president* *dog sits for president* *dog rolls over fo"

"A religious family member literally said ""Spongebob goes too far sometimes"" and I can not stop laughing."

"What is a Nazi's favorite bird? Q: What's a Nazi's favorite bird? A: Austrich"

"Whoever said imitation is the sincerest form of flattery hasn't had a 7yo mimicking their every word for the last 10 minutes."

"Scientist: we've finally taught a dog Morse Code Dog: [taps paw] Me: what did it say? Scientist: ""woof"""

"In this sentence, their are exactly three errorrs."

"Stuck in church. Everyone's singing ""What a Friend We Have in Jesus"". Damn, My son has some stupid friends."

"If Leonardo da Vinci posted the Mona Lisa on Instagram today, it would get 30 likes, tops."

"You Can Tune a Piano but You Can't Tuna Fish"