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Joke of the Day

"What's the best thing about fucking a pregnant woman? Getting a blowjob at the same time."

"Why should you buy Adrian Peterson sun screen? Because it is very strong at beating the son."

"[God inventing iguanas] Maybe humans are done dealing with dinosaurs, but ants aren't"

"What's the main ingredient in a Jedi martini? Qui-Gon Gin"

"Why do rabbits make good mathematicians? Because they're constantly multiplying!"

"Survey abt anal They did a survey to see what people thought about anal. It was split down the middle."

"A good way to get to know your date is to ask about their first pet, favorite movie, and mom's maiden name. Then login and read all their emails."

"A nurse finds a rectal thermometer in her pocket.... ...She then exclaims some arsehole has my pen"

"Ever been to the restaurant owned by the fundamentalist church? No? Well, if you do go there I don't suggest getting the bible sandwich. They really try to shove it down your throat."

"I love subtraction sums so much... ...I won't let anyone take it away from me."