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Joke of the Day
"Whats the best thing to put into a Christmas cake ? Your teeth !"
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"We used to call a girl at work 'turtle.' When she's on her back she's fucked."
"There is a fine line between a sleepover and just drinking way too much at someone else's house."
"Googles ""what happens if you accidentally eat raw cookie dough"" [5 minutes later] ""twice"""
"In England butchers price meat by how they smell... ...a good sirloin costs about 10 pounds per scent."
"I'm trying this Paleo lifestyle where I live in constant fear and die at the age of 28"
"'hey babe, you fancy Amazon prime movie and instant video online demand service and chill later?' No thanks dad"
"What's the difference between a Penis and a paycheck? After five years your Wife will still blow your paycheck"
"Love is like peeing yourself everyone can see but only you feel the warmth."
"What do you call the Wal Mart cheer? Spelling classes!"