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Joke of the Day
"What's red, 6 inches long and makes my girlfriend cry when I feed it to her. Her miscarriage."
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"GENIE: you have three wishes ME: make math go away GENIE: ha ok that one's on the house ME: oh so I still get three wishes? GENIE: huh?"
"What does a burnt pizza, a frozen beer and a pregnant girlfriend have in common? One dumbass who never pulls out in time"
"Hearing someone say 'first world problems' is now almost worse than many third world problems."
"If you read a text in front of the mirror three times, I will appear and help you analyze it."
"what kind of meat does a priest eat on fridays? Nun."
"You can't run through a camp ground. You can only ran... Because it's past tents"
"Stuffs more popcorn in my face* Why don't bad guys in movies just paint the red wire green?"
"What does the 'B' in Benoit B Mandelbrot stand for? Benoit B Mandelbrot"
"I work for the world's largest nanotechnology company. We're not very good."