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Joke of the Day

"Aliens must know that we're an easily conquerable race if they've ever seen us try to cancel a printer job."

"I like my coffee like I like my women. Black and willing to choke me a little bit."

"I heard that if you play the Windows NT 4.0 CD backwards you'll get a satanic message. But the most frightening thing is that if you play it forward it installs NT 4.0!"

"What to hear something funny? Original Content"

"Did you hear about the plane full of anorexics that crashed? There were no FAT-alities, but everyone felt really, really dead."

"JOB INTERVIEWER: it says here ur a postmodern deconstructivist...? ME: did ur parents realy name u 'Job'? especialy with a last name like urs?"

"What limitations does braille have? Can it represent everything that we read using the alphabet? Very limited fonts."

"Rick Astley will let you borrow any movie from his Pixar collection - except one. He's never gonna give you Up."

"Hey Ernie, want some Ice Cream? Sure Bert! XD"

"What do you call... What do you call it when a person in a wheelchair tries to get through a non-automatic door? A tard time"