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Joke of the Day

"How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten tickles. (read it out loud if you do not get it)."

"What is very big, gray, and just doesn't matter? An irrelephant."

"I heard a guy at the beach screaming, ""HELP! SHARK! HELP!"" I just laughed. I knew that Shark wasn't going to help him."

"PRO TIP- Always watch your step on an escalator. I once tripped and fell down the stairs for an hour and a half"

"What happens when you mix mustard and ketchup together? it's must-up ..*rubs brow*"

"What did the termite eat for dinner? A table for two."

"Why was Georg Ohm such a badass rockstar? Because he knew a squared amp and resistance gave you power"

"Reddit is really a green community, considering all the recycled content on here."

"Every year fewer people train to become morticians. Some say it's a dying business."

"Your momma... Your momma is so fat when she gets into the elevator it HAS to go down"