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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear that Microsoft is giving away Office to parents? Word to your mother."

"Why do I watch the Cosby show? I enjoy dark humour. Yes, this was both a rapist and racial joke."

"Apparently France wanted to change their name after WWII. Unfortunately the name Iran was already taken."

"After 2 million years in existence, the pinky finger reveals its true purpose: supporting the bottom of our phones."

"A good rule to live by Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things."

"I call my Asian friend Spongebob Because he's yellow and can't drive"

"Have you heard of the restaurant on the moon? great food, no atmosphere"

"Did you hear about the Italian chef that died? He pasta way, but his food will become a pizza history."

"What does a dog have in common with a near-sighted gynecologist? They both have wet noses."

"If you think vests come in 2 different styles Bullet proof and suicide, you may be muslim"