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Joke of the Day

"Two deer are outside a gay bar And one says, ""I can't believe I just blew 50 bucks in there"""

"Roses are red, Roses are blue, Roses are white, Genetics."

"My password is ELEPHANT. It may not be the strongest but I never forget."

"Every time I text this guy, he replies with ""Sorry, I'm driving."" It's been a few days. I'm guessing he's probably made it to Mexico by now."

"CNN reports Hurricane Patricia ""hit luxury resorts and impoverished villages with equal ferocity."" Did they expect wealth-based discernment?"

"Give a man a fish, he eats for a day. Don't teach a man to fish, he's grown ass man and fishing isn't that hard."

"Trees are really rude They're always throwing shade!"

"My wife hates it when i go down on her But my girlfriend loves it"

"Is it okay to kiss a nun? Sure, a long as you don't get in the habit."

"What did the frozen scientist say? ""It's fine, I'm 0K"""