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Joke of the Day

"Apparently if you call out your own name while masturbating they will kick you off this ferris wheel."

"Happy Easter!... Sorry it's a bit early, I suffer from premature congratulation."

"What did the lesbian mushroom say to the other lesbian mushroom during oral sex? Umami."

"Who's the roundest knight at King Arthur's court? Circumference."

"What do you call someone who hangs around with musicians? A drummer."

"So, a cheerleader walks into a Starbucks... and shouts, ""gimme a tea!"""

"Make a horror film less scary by putting old timey words in the title, i.e. The Thingamabob, Jason Goes To Heck or The Hills Have Peepers."

"What refreshing beverage will no red-blooded American male ever drink again ? ... wait for it ... an ice-cold Bruceski"

"How do you get a 90 year old lady to yell fuck? Get another 90 year old to yell ""BINGO!"""

"What is a gay guys favorite search engine? Bing Bing"