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Joke of the Day

"Why do doctors slap babies' butts right after they're born? To knock the penises off the smart ones."

"What did the Ocean say to the Beach? Nothing, it just waved... Thank you, than you.... I'm here all week"

"It appears we have reached that day once again where all the Irish people get drunk and start fights tonight and skip work tomorrow. Monday."

"Why does an actor enjoy his work so much? Because it's all play."

"What's the best way to make pants last? Make the jacket first."

"What is a bear after it is 10 years old? 11 years old."

"What did the leper tell the prostitute? You can keep the tip"

"Why do Jew's love jokes? Because they don't have to pay for them."

"And Jesus said unto John ""Come forth and receive eternal life"". But John came fifth, and won a toaster."

"My friend's dog eats anything and everything. She told me that he was a bottomless Pit...I dunno. He looks more like a Boxer to me."