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Joke of the Day
"My girlfriend and I often laugh about how competitive we are. But I laugh more."
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"Maggi is the girlfriend of the food world. It says 2 minutes but never gets ready in less than 20 minutes."
"""I see an Irish man walking..."" Short I see an Irish man walking with only one shoe on. I tell him ""You're only wearing one shoe, you stupid cunt"". The Irish man replies ""No, I found one."""
"*at funeral* Thank you all for coming. As you already know, my dignity has left us. I tripped in front of all my coworkers. It was tragic."
"What do you call a gay herbal doctor? A homeosexual."
"Why was number 6 scared of number 7? Because 7 8 9!"
"Not to brag or anything, but I got the high score on my scale today."
"Last New Year my resolution was 1920x1080 , this year it's to be less of a nerd."
"I'm opening a bar called The Office. You're welcome guys. ""Be home soon sweetie, I'm at The Office"""
"Knock knock. ""Who's there?"" Christopher Walken. ""Christopher Walken who?"" Christopher Walken and then walk out after his weird cameo."