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Joke of the Day
"Found another spider in my bedroom, so now I'm on the curb watching my house burn down."
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"Why did the vegetarian hate giving blow jobs? She was a lesbian."
"George Washington wasn't arrogant, but he did predict the $1 bill would contain his likeness. In that regard, he was on the money."
"Australians don't have sex... Australians mate."
"What do you call data on a Pediatricians computer? Pedi-files"
"My girlfriend wrote 'Will you marry me?' on a piece of paper and hid it in my sandwich. Unfortunately I didn't see it and ate the lot. Not to worry though, I pooped the question this morning."
"Why don't North Koreans like jazz music? Because they don't have Seoul."
"I've considered shaving off my beard But it's starting to grow on me"
"What kind of nuts go on a carrot cake? First time posting to r/baking."
"Broccoli is like sex If you were forced to have it as a child, you probably won't like it as an adult"