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Joke of the Day
"My girlfriend says she needs time and distance... Is she calculating velocity?"
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"They say people couldn't have everything because they don't have enough space to put it, I say 'everything' includes a bag with infinite space so I can put everything in easily."
"I went to the largest campsite in germany it was mein kampf by blitz creek"
"I am a master of tearable puns But only on paper"
"Why do chicken coops only have 2 doors? If they had 4 it would be a chicken sedan."
"What do you call two healthcare professionals hanging out? A paramedics."
"Assuming Twitter is legally binding, when I die, please wrap me in a giant ball of burrata as this is my greatest wish. Thank you."
"If I were to make a glory hole... I would make it out of walnut."
"Aren't you too fat to be this rude?"
"Brazil now has a new fool proof condom for Brazilian Men... It is shaped like a goalpost, so nothing of brazilian origin can get through!"