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Joke of the Day

"Brazil now has a new fool proof condom for Brazilian Men... It is shaped like a goalpost, so nothing of brazilian origin can get through!"

"What do you call a naked Winnie-The-Pooh Pooh-nography"

"Q: How do you kill a circus? A: Go for the juggler."

"They say you can never judge a book by its cover. But it's the only way to judge a tribute band."

"I started a band called 999 megabytes We still haven't gotten a gig."

"Why do white girls help fight heartburn? Because they're so basic."

"Hey, pens at the bank: cool it with the chains. You are literally last on my list of things I'd like to steal from a bank."

"A quick Mel Gibson joke. If Mel Gibson directed a popular 90's show starring Paul Reiser and Helen Hunt: ""Mad about Jew"""

"Two peanuts were walking down the street.... And one of them was assaulted"

"Why don't OSHA inspectors watch porn? It's Not Safe For Work."