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Joke of the Day

"Brazil now has a new fool proof condom for Brazilian Men... It is shaped like a goalpost, so nothing of brazilian origin can get through!"

"Valve should be in charge of the UN... It's the only sure-fire way to prevent World War 3."

"Just got hired on at a high end restaurant, my main job so far has been oyster preparation And I've gotta say, it really shucks"

"Sigmond called. He must be a cross dresser, because he wants his slip back."

"so a man answers a phone call... man - ""I don't know, I live about ten miles from the ocean"" wife - ""who was that? what did they want?"" man - ""some asshole who wanted to know if the coast was clear"""

"Did you hear about the lazy pig always making fun of the other pigs? He was always ham-mocking."

"What's the difference between a girl's track team and a pygmy tribe? One is a bunch of cunning runts."

"Why can't a ghost get anyone pregnant? Because he has a hollow-weenie"

"What's the best way to milk a sheep? Ask Apple."

"Where will a springer spaniel never shop? At a flea market!"