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Joke of the Day
"I am a master of tearable puns But only on paper"
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"I like to throw bottles into the ocean with notes that just say, k."
"Don't worry. Your secret is safe with me, I won't say a word about your ""wenital werpes"" *winks*"
"Did you hear about the stupid Kamikaze pilot ? He flew 57 missions !"
"I went to a dinner party for anorexics. There was an all-you-can't-eat buffet."
"The child in me says ""Eat candy for breakfast!"" but the adult in me says ""You're an adult! You can do whatever the fuck you want! Do it!"""
"If you haven't used your fingers to ""expand"" a picture in a Magazine today, well then you're not me."
"Dr: I'm giving u a proton-pump inhibitor Me: LIKE A GHOSTBUSTER? D: No for acid reflu *sees tears welling in my eyes* yes for busting ghosts"
"Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open."
"A man asked Hitler "" Would you kill a jew for 8 pieces of gold? "" Hitler said : Nein."