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Joke of the Day

"They say people couldn't have everything because they don't have enough space to put it, I say 'everything' includes a bag with infinite space so I can put everything in easily."

"you either die ... hating Justin Bieber or you live long enough to see yourself become a fan"

"""Tens of Thousands of Ants Killed"", reads the headline of Ant Daily newspaper every single day. It is hard to be an ant."

"What does a bunny do to a bank? Rabbit"

"Whats a Joke with no Punchline? Life"

"""FINISH HIM,"" I scream, as Nana takes the last bite of her gingerbread man."

"What's a pirates favorite letter? You think it be arrrrrrgh, but it be the sea."

"I'd like to see things from your point of view, but I can't seem to get my head that far up your ass."

"What's a capitalist's favourite dessert? PROFITeroles. Bad, I know."

"Two boys were eating a snack lunch in the school yard. One had an apple and the other said ""Watch out for worms won't you!"" The first one replied ""Why should I? They can watch out for themselves."""