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Joke of the Day
"Why do chicken coops only have 2 doors? If they had 4 it would be a chicken sedan."
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"How can you tell if your son is gay? Ask him to go to a football game. If he can't go, because he's busy sucking his boyfriend's dick, he might be gay."
"Police are like a box of chocolates.... They'll kill your dog."
"What is the Greek Army's motto? Never leave your buddy's behind."
"A blonde has a BS in Science... Bullshit, isn't it?"
"My friend told me to stop pretending to be a flamingo. I had to put my foot down."
"What is the difference between a feminist and a machist? The second lacks the hypocrisy of the first."
"""My husband's a talented voice actor & his brother's a makeup artist but nah this old lady is a different person"" -the mom in Mrs. Doubtfire"
"pranking neighborhood teens by pulling my car into their driveway & putting a bow on it so they think their parents bought it for them"
"Why did Jesus quit playing hockey? He kept getting nailed into the boards"