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Joke of the Day

"What do you get if you cross a tiger with a kangeroo ? A stripey jumper !"

"Stop saying: ""That's what she said"" and say ""... said the priest to his lawyer"" instead"

"The Tree Stooges: Moehogany, Cherry, and Curly Maple Alternate for Larry: Larchy"

"Go to an open house and ask the realtor if they'll stand in the basement with the door closed so you can hear if screams are audible outside"

"What do you call an African disease that only affects the math geniuses? Parabola! ^i'll ^shut ^up^now."

"Oh God. Yes. This is so good. I love it so much I'm having a sarcasm."

"More valuable than Superman The clear history button in your browser has saved more lives than Superman."

"sometimes i sleep naked just in case leonardo dicaprio breaks in and wants to charcoal sketch me"

"What is the internal tmperature of a taun-taun Luke warm"

"Did you ever blow bubbles as as child? Yeh well he's back in town and wants your new number."