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Joke of the Day

"What do you call an African disease that only affects the math geniuses? Parabola! ^i'll ^shut ^up^now."

"Him: I hope you die a slow painful death Me: oh, no I'm not married"

"A sports expert is the guy who writes the best alibis for being wrong."

"What's the coldest part of a man's body? His balls. Two below."

"A Goat walked into a bar, and the bartender said WTF is a Goat doing in here? the end"

"What musical instrument goes with cheese? Picklelo."

"How do NASA organize a party? They planet"

"Girls who say bestie are the worstie."

"What did my dad say after he asked for frozen casserole That's chili. E:dit Ok execution could be better. Any tips?"

"Scary Halloween Joke **Person 1:** Knock knock! **Person 2:** Who's there? **Person 1:** A GHOST!!!"