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Joke of the Day

"Advertising agencies should start using gametes in their commercials Because you know, sex cells"

"Ladies, don't be fooled. Sometimes, your knight in shining armor, is just a retard in tin foil."

"Hey traveling businessmen, no need to put a lock on your carry-on. No one wants your briefcase full of boring."

"boss: I've been reviewing the security footage from last night and... me: OH SHIT! boss: OH SHIT IS RIGHT! YOUR DANCE MOVES ARE ON POINT!"

"""What should we call ourselves?"" How about 22 pilots? ""Idk. Seems like an awful lot of pilots"" 21 pilots? ""Omg"""

"Did you hear about the new Marty McFly movie... ...Where he travels back in time to become a florist? It's called Back to the Fuschia."

"A tee-shirt idea For tourists in Virginia: ""Congratulations on losing your Virginia-ty"""

"I bought a used BMW from a cannibal yesterday. It cost me an arm and a leg."

"What's a bees favourite flower ? A bee-gonias !"

"What do you call a flat chested girl? Manchester Mehboob (translation from hindi : lover)"