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Joke of the Day

"""What should we call ourselves?"" How about 22 pilots? ""Idk. Seems like an awful lot of pilots"" 21 pilots? ""Omg"""

"Maybe I'll starting bringing a spray bottle and treat them like misbehaving cats. ""NO!"" *Shoots person in face*"

"I didn't think my son would make a good postman. But he delivered."

"What do Japanese men do when they have an erection? Vote."

"A pothead, a rapist and a dog killer walk into a bar. The Steelers must be in town."

"What's the definition of eternity 4 blondes at a 4 way stop"

"I was going to tell you a joke about a cow. But its udderly ridiculous"

"I have this idea tell me what you think? I say that we start the NBDBL (National blind dodge ball league) and then televise it. What are your thoughts on this?"

"Did someone say ""purple""? Sorry, it must have been a pigment of my imagination!"

"Where do Eggs keep their holidays pictures? In a photo albumen..."