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Joke of the Day

"What's a bees favourite flower ? A bee-gonias !"

"How does an elephant climb a tree? He hides in an acorn and waits for a bird to carry him up."

"Darth Vader watched The Harry Potter movies ""It was pretty wizard i guess"" said Darth Vader"

"My 10 year old just told his friend I'm cranky cus I have my ""pyramid""."

"Definition of a really good friend. What's the difference between a good friend and a really good friend? A good friend will help you move house A really good friend will help you move a body!"

"Don't you hate when someone without kids tells you how to parent? I think I know how much alcohol my kids can handle."

"""Hey! Guess what just popped in my head?!?"" -- My dying words if I had an aneurysm"

"A women insists, ""Women are funny!"" A man replies, ""You're right! That's the funniest thing I've ever heard!"""

"what idiot called it a chicken instead of an eggplant"

"Dad I spotted a Dalmatian! No need to it already has its own spots!"