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Joke of the Day

"How does a Confederate flag and a rainbow flag differ? The latter represents people that win."

"Why would I go to a high school reunion? I have Facebook, I already know who got fat."

"Why is a coin factory so logical? Because it makes cents."

"Poker is like sex Not fun to watch if there are a lot of folds"

"Sometimes I think I'm a relatively smart person. Other times I put my shoes on before my pants and realize who I really am."

"To err is human, to blame it on somebody else shows management potential."

"I'm claustrophobic... I'm afraid of Santa."

"How come if ants are always so busy they always get time to show up at picnics ?"

"Don't confuse your path with your destination. Just because it's stormy now doesn't mean you aren't headed for sunshine."

"Which kind of sharply dressed, tiny dwarves make the best drummers? metro gnomes"