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Joke of the Day
"I'm claustrophobic... I'm afraid of Santa."
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"NEMESIS: i hate you ME: i hate me too. and the enemy of my enemy is my friend NEMESIS: so can you stay the night? ME: i'll ask my mom"
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"Meghan Trainor's business cards' must be pretty simple. Name: No Number: No Affiliation: No Contact address: No"