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Joke of the Day

"Its all shits and giggles. Until someone giggles and shits."

"Don't you just hate clickbait titles? Gotcha!"

"LPT: Don't eat Taco Bell for breakfast. Or you're gonna have a shitty day."

"Why do Jews try avoiding Jewpiter? Because its a gas planet! Its also why Hitlers gas bills were so high. *i intentionally said Jewpiter instead of Jupiter*"

"I'd like to give a shout out to the sidewalk.... for keeping me off the streets."

"How does a mama pig put her piglets to sleep? She reads them pig tales."

"M: What do you want for dinner? H: I don't care, you decide M: Sushi? H: No, but whatever. M: Mexican? H: Nah, but your call. He's dead now"

"A romcom where I go to stop you at the airport, except I go to Cinnabon & then forget why I'm at the airport."

"What do you call ten Frenchmen who stand in front of their goalie for 90 minutes? Dix."

"What mistake did the chronometer make while it was getting along well with the digital watch? It asked the digital watch for its hand in marriage."