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Joke of the Day
"LPT: Don't eat Taco Bell for breakfast. Or you're gonna have a shitty day."
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"Why do women have legs for? To not leave a snail trail behind them."
"Why didn't the boxer cross the road? He didn't want to be part of a bad punch line."
"What's the worst way to convince an officer who's pulled you over not to ticket you? ""You can have my beer if you let me go."""
"Q: How has Clinton made his cabinet look more like America? A: Many of them have sixth grade reading levels."
"Did you hear the one about the 2 gay ghosts? They kept giving each other the willies!"
"What magazine makes cows stampede to the newsstand? Cows-mopolitan!"
"Do you think Lil' Wayne went to the tattoo parlor and said ""Make my face look like an 8th grade girls trapper keeper""?"
"Just found out why they replaced Gav in the Autoglass advertisements, apparently he died of indigestion. RIP #gavisgone."
"How many chains does it take to enslave a black person in the twenty-first century? Two Chainz."