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Joke of the Day
"What do you call ten Frenchmen who stand in front of their goalie for 90 minutes? Dix."
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"""We've traced the call. It's coming from INSIDE THE HORSE!"" -Trojan 911 dispatcher"
"My wife and I toss a coin to settle arguments; heads she wins, tails I apologise."
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"My wife just accused me of being a transvestite. So I packed her things and left!!"
"I've got an L-shaped bed. Lowercase."
"What's the difference between a shi-tzu and a community organizer? Zu."
"In the movie 'The Hunt for Red October' ... the entire story is the sub-plot."
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"A Jew walks into a bank... ""Honey I'm home!"""