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Joke of the Day

"Helium Some helium walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender says, ""I'm sorry, but we don't serve noble gasses here."" The helium doesn't react."

"Why do writers hate the bible? It has terrible characters, Noah is the only one with an arc."

"You don't know something? Google it. You don't know someone? Facebook it. You can't find something? MOM!"

"What do you call a fake noodle? ImPasta"

"How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One."

"What's the lawyer's favorite fruit? the advocado"

"A mother called the police on her 6 month old baby for not taking a nap. He was resisting a rest."

"Where does Crazy Horse live? In an unstable."

"Imagine if Trump becomes President and we are invaded by aliens. Alien: Take us to your leader. America: *Looks ashamed* Are you sure?"

"I hate when the cashier ask me "" You doing alright today "" when I'm buying a 6-pack of beer with change."