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Joke of the Day
"How does Donald Trump plan on deporting 12 million illegal immigrants? Juan by Juan"
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"in 2016 if i walk in to your place and ask for the wifi password and you give me a paper with 26 letters and numbers i'm leaving"
"""Hey is BB hungry?"" ""No BB-8."""
"The larger the implants, the more likely she'll be confused by a push/pull door."
"How are vegans okay with drinking water? They can't eat meat, but they can just destroy a fish's home for a glass of water?"
"just a thought... if Jesus was born a Jew and his father is God, does that mean god is Jewish?"
"Scott. Scott goes to a party Scott knocks on the door Scott is greeted by more popular kids Scott is excluded from the party Scott no friends"
"They used to call them jumpolines... until your mom used one."
"I farted loudly in an Apple store and everyone got really pissed off at me. But its not my fault they don't have windows."
"Three crows walk into a bar HL3 confirmed."