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Joke of the Day

"Billy: Hi! What's your name? Johnny: Johnny. B: Hey, what's THAT? J: An iPhone 4. Mom: Who's your new friend, Billy? B: Johnny. He's poor."

"When I'm having a shitty day sometimes I go to WalMart and just smile and show off my teeth."

"It sucks how pizza doesn't grow back."

"Are you going to the homecoming? No sorry I cant, I'm going to be at home cumming"

"What do you call two lepers in a spar? Soup"

"How many girlfriend does a white boy need to shoot a school? None."

"What does an alcoholic do when he is out of beer? Wine"

"A nasty little joke Q: How can you make a gay man fuck a woman? A: By shitting in her cunt."

"Why do riot police get to work early? ... .... To beat the crowd."

"Last night me and my girlfriend watched three DVDs back to back. Luckily I was the one facing the television."