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Joke of the Day
"Below is an email that I sent to a certain presidential candidate a few months back: [deleted]"
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"What do you call someone who discriminates you for your oral hygiene? A dent*ist*."
"A police officer confronts a man who he thinks is high on marijuana. ""How high are you?"" He asks. ""No,you said it wrong, it's 'Hi! How are you?'"""
"Then: Me: I want McDonald's Mom: Do you have McDonald's money? Now: Mom: I want grandkids Me: Do you have grandkids money??"
"If you love someone: 1. Set them free 2. Drunk dial them 3. Read too much into their FB posts 4. Make them feel sorry for you 5. Die alone"
"I just invented a new word! Plagiarism"
"If your drug dealer answers your call on the first ring .... he's a cop."
"Keyboards should give an electric shock with each keystroke when caps lock is on."
"What's the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants? One's a crusty bus station and the other is busty crustacean"
"What has a beginning and an end, but nothing in the middle? Life"