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Joke of the Day
"Mexicans won't get this Rights."
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"What is a Freudian slip? It's when you say one thing but fuck your mother"
"I've just started a band. Were called Missing Cat might of even seen the posters for us."
"I need ""Block"" Jokes I blocked my friend really hard in a volleyball game on the weekend and I need some block puns. Thanks!"
"Accept it. Your parents HAVE had sex before."
"A gay man killed his cheating boyfriend The Police call it ""homocide"""
"""Well boy,"" I yell to my dog, seated in the basket of my pushbike as we plummet to the rocks below, ""naming you E.T. clearly wasn't enough."""
"There's no point to a dull knife."
"The interesting thing about the Royal wedding is ... ..... exactly ...."
"[Xmas morning] wife: Honey, is this a dolphin? We agreed no dolphins. ""dolphin-shaped gift flopping wildly under tree* me: JUST OPEN IT"