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Joke of the Day

"What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year olds? There's twenty of them. (Works better in spoken format, I know)"

"What do you call a nocturnal bird that likes both men and women? A bisexuowl. I'm sorry."

"*golf pro picks up his ball and eats it* *audience claps politely*"

"I heard that the Dutch have a lot of educational support for homosexual teens. They know had bad things can go when a dyke fails."

"How do you calm down a grammar Nazi? There they're their..."

"How do you say Tony Romo in Spanish?(X-post r/nfl) Mark Sanchez."

"What's the difference between Reese and Tyrese? Reese was born Witherspoon but Tyrese stole his."

"What is your best casino joke? I work in a casino and want to hear your best one. Here is mine: what's the difference between a canoe and a baccarat player? A canoe sometimes tips!"

"I could've sworn there was less grunting and moaning the last time I put these pants on... Maybe the donut in my mouth muffled it"

"What the difference between... a dead dog in the road and a dead Frenchman in the road? There are skid marks in front of the dog."