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Joke of the Day

"Hey guys What do you think of my jokes! My girlfriend asked me to treat her like a princess in France. I said ok but im not crashing the car. 11<<"

"If you don't believe in evolution how do you explain such striking similarities between the doughnut and the bagel?"

"Your Parents divorced because your Dad didn't want to put your talentless paintings on the fridge."

"I want to get a dog just so I can name it Stain That way when I take it to the park, and if it runs off, I can yell ""come Stain!"""

"My Girlfriend Called Me A Pedophile... I said: ""That's an awfully big word for a 6 year old!"""

"Q: What do you call a blonde lesbian? A: A waste."

"I just saw the pope in the restroom Holy shit"

"Did you hear about the pecan orgy? It was fucking nuts."

"If a guy lives in a Spanish speaking country. And has last name is Rita. He would be Senor Rita."

"France is a shitty country... Even the Nice parts are rundown."