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Joke of the Day

"I started a camp for kids with ADHD. It's a Concentration camp."

"Irony. The opposite of wrinkly."

"Ever wondered why is being gay a sin? It's simple. We all know 69 as a sex position. Satan's own number is 666. Now think about gays, and 666 as a sex position."

"Did you hear about the girl who went fishing with 5 guys? She came home with a big, red snapper."

"I like to skip my digestive system and just place my Chipotle burrito directly into my toilet."

"""Do you ever get the feeling Mitch is an undercover cop?"" [MITCH enters] MITCH: Hey guys! *speaking into shirt collar* I brought the drugs"

"My 5 year old is stuck inside a duvet cover right now so I think I'm going to go for a walk and just let Darwin solve this one."

"If I had a time machine, I would go back to the day we first let my daughter watch SpongeBob SquarePants and just destroy our TV"

"It's not that the man did not know how to juggle, he just didn't have the balls to do it"

"Went to the Planetarium to do some stargazing but I didn't see one celebrity. Rip-off!"