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Joke of the Day

"Wanna hear a joke? Sanctity of marriage. OH!"

"What did the chicken say to the duck who was about to cross the road? ""Don't do it, man, you'll never hear the end of it!"""

"Immigrants... David Cameron has said that hes going to put a cap on immigrants entering the country. I think its terrible, they should be able to wear what they want."

"Groundhog Day The Groundhog saw dead people, so we're due six more weeks of creepy Nationwide Commercials..."

"Watched Avatar again and long story short, can you untie my ponytail from this horse?"

"What do you call a woman who stands between two goal posts? Annette."

"I think Newton was actually hit by pigeon shit when he discovered gravity.. Falling of apple was just a 'dignified' cover up...!!"

"A recent survey shows... A recent survey shows that nine out of ten people masturbate in the shower. Do you know what the tenth does? No? I guess you're one of the nine then."

"A good pun is like a good steak A medium rare well done."

"How does Albus get into Hogwarts? Through the Dumble-door"