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Joke of the Day

"Groundhog Day The Groundhog saw dead people, so we're due six more weeks of creepy Nationwide Commercials..."

"Bernie Sanders looks and sounds like the High Sparrow from GoT, but that's an unfair comparison. By next season, Reddit will still remember the High Sparrow."

"What did papa butter say to troublesome son butter? You had *butter* behave now, alright son? I sure know you don't want to get *whipped*!"

"I was addicted to the hokey pokey... But I turned myself around"

"A Library is a good place to get in a fight with ur girlfriend cuz its the only place u can get away with saying ""Shhh"" w/out being murdered"

"What do polar bears have for lunch ? Ice burger !"

"You know what the best part about having sex with twenty three year olds is? There are twenty of them."

"What is the difference between a tire and a black man? The tire doesn't start singing when you chain it."

"I decided to show off my six pack on Tinder. Budweiser is not getting me any dates."

"OMG. I saw Leonardo da Vinci trending and thought he died."