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Joke of the Day

"I think Newton was actually hit by pigeon shit when he discovered gravity.. Falling of apple was just a 'dignified' cover up...!!"

"Did you hear about the mechanic who accidentally punctured the wheels of his car? He retired."

"Are you sure? Two hydrogen atoms walk into a bar. One turns to the other and says, ""I think I've lost my electron."" The other asks, ""Are you sure?"" ""Yes,"" the first says, ""I'm positive."""

"How did the tugboat get AIDS? It was rear-ended by a ferry."

"D.E.L.T.A. Airlines Didn't Even Leave The Airport"

"Anyone have a good recipe for ice cubes?"

"New BMWs don't have a dipstick located in the engine anymore They're now located in the driver seat"

"What do you call the entrance you come through from hell to get into heaven? The Glory Hole"

"Doctors who wear scrubs infuriate me. You put on a goddamn suit and tie or a ball gown before you handle me, you slob."

"TIFU when my finger tore through toilet paper while wiping. It was the most ass I'd gotten in a while."