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Joke of the Day
"I like my coffee like I like my women... ... Ground up and in the freezer."
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"Do not watch the Star Wars Movie! Contrary to its title, it has nothing to do with celebrity feuds."
"LIFE HACK: eat a cookie evry time u hav a good idea. this asociates idea w/ cookie. now evry time u eat a cookie u will think of a good idea"
"My doctor told me during my physical that I needed to stop masturbating When i asked him why, he said ""because I'm trying to give you a physical!"""
"Why did the Rams give Michael Sam #96? Would #69 be too offensive?"
"TIL the american flag planted on the moon is now completely white due to radiation from the sun. Great, now future archeologists are gonna think the French got there first."
"Yeah, that's it. I was an hour late for work because I forgot to adjust my clocks. That is also why I smell like liquor."
"America is converting to the metric system Inch by inch"
"what do you call a dog magician? A labracadabrador."
"Words can't describe how beautiful you are But numbers can. 2/10"