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Joke of the Day

"America is converting to the metric system Inch by inch"

"*strips buck naked*Buck: Give me back my clothes !"

"Hey, I just met you. And this is crazy, but here' say number. Call me maybe. Okay, hello Maybe. I'll leave now."

"My dentist is hysterical:""just let me put the tip in. It won't hurt. I have drugs to numb the pain"" Ha. should go see him professionally!"

"I like giving names to my furniture Right now i'm chillin' with Oscar the Couch"

"I once met a dyslexic atheist... ...he didn't believe in dog."

"Plumbing My German plumber accidentally hooked up the gas pipes to my shower.... I guess old habits die hard."

"What do cat actors say on stage ? Tabby or not tabby !"

"If you're cold... Go stand in a corner. They're 90 degrees."

"A blind man walks into a bar. And a table. And a door. And a staircase. I don't think hes alright now."