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Joke of the Day
"I'm sorry I slapped you but you didn't seem like you would ever stop talking and I panicked."
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"If I get bit by a vampire at this age, I'm going to be furious."
"Why did the pillow cross the road? Because it was cooler on the other side."
"(Amazingly, an original joke!) Where will they put Deadmau5 when he dies? In a Mau5oleum!"
"Yo momma's so fat that she should probably be worried about the increased risk of cardiovascular disease."
"Free air! (Help yourself.)"
"What is the difference between a pack of pygmies and a girls track team? The pack of pygmies is a bunch of cunning runts."
"I don't call photos of myself ""selfies"". I call photos that include anyone else ""otheries""."
"Republicans are like presidential butt plugs. Their sole purpose is to block Obama's shit."
"What is Putin's favorite new ballot? Crimea River"