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Joke of the Day

"Why did the pillow cross the road? Because it was cooler on the other side."

"There's a cat curled up on my pillow, and I'd probably be a lot more cool with that if I actually owned a cat."

"Oh, I can't check my disobedient child with the rest of my luggage? You're saying I have to carry-on my wayward son?"

"Hitler sponsors a 10k... He calls it the ""Master Race"""

"Her: You don't have to cook me dinner, we can just go out. Me *tossing a jellyfish in the air like pizza dough* No it's fine I don't mind.."

"Say what you will about ISIS... But you can't deny their suicide business is booming."

"You wont find a whole lot about beastiality in the bible. But you will in my diary."

"When I was a kid, I really didn't like the idea of having facial hair... ...but now it's starting to grow on me."

"A friend of mine just became a geologist Apparently it's a rocky degree"

"Cancer research scientists have grown human vocal cords in a Petri dish. The results speak for themselves.."