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Joke of the Day
"If I get bit by a vampire at this age, I'm going to be furious."
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"What is the definision of mixed feelings? When your wife says that you have the largest in your street."
"What happened when the Italian chef died? He pasta away"
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Clay ! Clay who ? Clay on Sam !"
"A tiny Tarzan swinging from your Tampon string."
"if you're in a sports bar but don't understand sports just keep repeating the phrase ""damn they gotta get him the ball."" everyone will agree"
"For the first time in forever, I used the term ""oopsie-daisy"". Couldnt be avoided. I mean what else do you say when you drop someone's baby?"
"definately - Used when absolutely certain a guy named Nate is involved."
"My wife said that to make our marriage work, we both need to make sacrifices. I've chosen a goat."
"What did Hamlet say to his cat? Get thee to a nyanery!"