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Joke of the Day

"I've always wanted to play smooth jazz while making love... ...but apparently the bedroom is an inappropriate place for a drumkit."

"Old friend: I barely recognize you. ""That's the look I was going for. """

"Women's Rights... What?. did you expect more?"

"The doctor said I had a bad case of kyphosis. ""Are you sure?"" I said. He replied, ""Honestly, it's just a hunch."" Edit: [Jokes are funnier when explained](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kyphosis)."

"I met a group of guys who were all named Richard last night... what a bunch of Dicks"

"How did the Jewish terrorist die? Hebrew up."

"What did one fetus say to the other? Guess were wombmates! *drops mic*"

"HEY DUMMIES WHEN YOU SHAZAM A SONG YOU DONT HAVE TO HOLD THE PHONE UP BECAUSE ITS JUST A SONG AND SOUND GOES EVERYWHERE."

"I'll never forget my little girl's first words... ""Where are my parents?"""

"Why did Helen Keller fire her maid? Cuz she left the plunger in the toilet. - Jackie Martling"