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Joke of the Day

"Why do black people always finish first in a running race? There's a KFC at the end of the finish line."

"My son just complained about how far the guy in his video game has to walk. We take our lazy seriously around here."

"How do you know if a hippie was at your house? He's still there."

"two year old comes up to me asking if I've seen a dummy, unaware that she's just set herself up for the most brutal slam of her little life."

"Congress is like autocorrect It causes more problems then fixing them."

"An old lady at the ATM asked me to help check her balance So I pushed her over."

"How to Talk to Women Who Are Inside an MRI Tube"

"A secretary and her boss Secretary: do you wanna go out for dinner tonight? Boss: I don't know. Check if im free while I go get some coffee."

"Glad my name's not Dan. Too much pressure to be the man."

"Do you know why eggs are the only thing to laugh at 9/11? Because it's an inside yolk"